Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
my poor anus
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
