he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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