i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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