So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
