The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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