and my herpes radar will keep us safe
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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