do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.