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Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.

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(301): Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached. http://tfl.nu/7q2p

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Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods

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(212): Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods http://tfl.nu/urut

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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord

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(617): Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord http://tfl.nu/e1xr

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What happened last night?

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You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.

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(742): What happened last night? (1-742): You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth. http://tfl.nu/koqa

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And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you

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(208): And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you http://tfl.nu/dnhr

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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.

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nothing about this is right.

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(630): i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings. (1-630): nothing about this is right. http://tfl.nu/76cn

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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you

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(402): Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you http://tfl.nu/279j

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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.

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(570): I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy. http://tfl.nu/0avy

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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.

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(281): I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home. http://tfl.nu/pc90

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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.

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(630): Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar. http://tfl.nu/ain1

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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.

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(206): You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want. http://tfl.nu/h1r5

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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST

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(248): THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST http://tfl.nu/uts3

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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?

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Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.

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(510): This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over? (925): Quite the smooth talker. There in 5. http://tfl.nu/ccg0

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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.

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(541): I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom. http://tfl.nu/egj2

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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.

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In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.

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(404): He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer. (404): In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup. http://tfl.nu/9ays

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