i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.