worst night to have a conscience
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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