She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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