Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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