My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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