dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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