Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
A bitchslap is in order.
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