I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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