Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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