Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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