And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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