Buhtt sex?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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