Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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