So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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