So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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