dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Randomize
