I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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