think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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