My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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