Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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