FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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