I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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