Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just pynch a tree in the face
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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