we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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