fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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