you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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