I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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