omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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