Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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