Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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