Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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