Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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