She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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