This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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