i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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