Small penises have feelings too.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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