Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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