I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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