What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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