And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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