Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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