Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish you could order shots online.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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