i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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