No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.