I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
True strength comes from lack of pants