butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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