She said her name was "party"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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