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Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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