Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We are two peas in an std pod
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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