Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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