There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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